This may come as a surprise to those who don’t know me, but I have a deep dark secret that stems from my youth. This embarrassing fact about myself could be used to blackmail me if I were ever to become a politician, so I have to bring the truth out in the open right now, right here.
I will understand if you no longer want to associate yourself with me after learning this. If I could, I would do the same myself. Alas, I am stuck with this terrible truth about my childhood. Please, if you must laugh, wait until I leave the room.
You see, this horrible skeleton in my closet will shock most. If you are reading this outloud near children, I would recommend covering their ears, or have them leave the room. For those with weak stomachs, just stop now. If you must continue reading, you have all been forewarned.
Well. The truth is. I was a high school marching band geek who played second trumpet.
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