Get ready for tomorrow, people. Gays across America are planning on calling out “Gay” on Wednesday to show how much the average American relies on them.
This should serve as a fantastic day for those who work. For one day, you won’t have to listen to some happy ramble on about interior design and the latest Sushi bar that opened two blocks around the corner.
Bosses, this is your chance to finally fire those gays. If they call out for “being gay” they are likely breaking company policy. No discrimination, after all!
Yes, a gay-free day might be what the doctor ordered.
(Side note: As far as I know, none of my colleagues are gay. I guess I’ll know for sure tomorrow).
Arrogant New Englander 
December 10, 2008 at 2:50 pm |
is it a coincidence that this event falls on a hump day? I guess I’ll get my hair cut tomorrow
December 10, 2008 at 6:12 pm |
Haha!
I had a court date today, so I was out for half the day at work. Everyone said I called in bi for the day.
So I asked why my manager was not in the office.
December 10, 2008 at 7:42 pm |
This country deserves whatever it gets. Sodom & Gomorrah.
December 10, 2008 at 10:09 pm |
Bro, read my blog….from up here in Canada where our gays wear skirts and dresses…year around because it’s so freakin cold…but boy oh boy they love it when the mosquitoes fly up under their skirts….so, you rocked with your post….love to hear more….I think we are of like mind on this stupid, ridiculous over blown (no pun intended) subject….much respect….Andy from Canada….
December 10, 2008 at 10:54 pm |
Andy,
Welcome. I don’t care what dudes do in their own household, just don’t force feed this garbage to me.
And it is insulting to blacks when stating they are the new blacks.
December 10, 2008 at 10:54 pm |
Hmm…what’s your blog address, Andy?
December 21, 2008 at 6:41 pm |
Dear Metaljaybird,
Andy here from Canada…..here’s my blog address: ajmurdoch.wordpress.com
and, have a very Merry Christmas, a safe one and remember, never drink and drive! Spread the good cheer and spread the good message…..yours in friendship, Andy from Canada….