Get ready for tomorrow, people. Gays across America are planning on calling out “Gay” on Wednesday to show how much the average American relies on them.
This should serve as a fantastic day for those who work. For one day, you won’t have to listen to some happy ramble on about interior design and the latest Sushi bar that opened two blocks around the corner.
Bosses, this is your chance to finally fire those gays. If they call out for “being gay” they are likely breaking company policy. No discrimination, after all!
Yes, a gay-free day might be what the doctor ordered.
(Side note: As far as I know, none of my colleagues are gay. I guess I’ll know for sure tomorrow).
Arrogant New Englander 