A Cop’s Affinity For Cows

A Burlington County, N.J. police officer has been charged with animal cruelty. Robert Melia Jr., 38 was allegedly having sexual relations with cows from June through December of 2006. From 2003 to 2006 he had been sexually assaulting 3 young girls.

Sigh.  Moorestown, NJ was recently voted the best place in America.  Indeed, South Jersey is a different kind of place.  Check out the picture of this guy…not trying to stereotype, but…

The Perp.

He sure fits the part of what a redneck is.

Well, the press finally released photos of the victim:

The victim

Poor cow.  Hopefully she’ll move beyond this horrible incident and produce more of that wonderful milk we all like to drink.


2 Responses to “A Cop’s Affinity For Cows”

  1. Dan Says:

    Maybe Texas can put the cow in foster care.

  2. metaljaybird Says:

    Hahaha — Well, was the cow underage too?

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